ENG Dental Prince Valiant

Prins Tapper och Medråtta

 

[Part 2, Dental Prince Valiant]

 

[Prince Tappers monologue] I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor as a doctor-R! Now I will have the ,prestige of a doctor-R! Hey girl, I can heal you!

 

Any Princess: I need no cure. I'm wonderful.

 

Prince Valiant: well, there are more where she came from. Oh look a new neighbor. Wonder who it might be?

 

[Zoomed in on Nasty Dinosaur. Crazy eye. ]

 

Nasty Dinosaur: This smells of Vole and Red homespun.

 

[He goes into his house again]

 

[Optional Princess] He's so snooty!

 

[Door opens again]

 

[Nasty dinosaur] I am a real doctor!

 

[Any Pinsessa] Oh! Heal Me! [jumps up and down]

 

 

 

[Scene 2]

 

Prince Valiant: Oh no! baron rat! BARON RAAAAT!

 

Baron Rat: Hello. You made me lose my piece of cheese. Can you see it?

 

Prince Valiant: we don't have time now. I need a patient. Nasty Dinosaur takes all my patients.

 

Baron Rat, uncertain: what shall I do?

 

Prince Valiant: come on in and take remove the clothes off the upper body.

 

[Picture of Prince tappers shed]

 

Baron rat: Can not. The fur coat does not come off. What is the red pill? They taste a bit like cheese.

 

Prince Valiant: Laxatives. It's the only thing I can buy because I'm not a "real" doctor even though I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor. I have coloured them red and blue to get some difference between them.

 

Baron rat: What are those blue pills? They taste a bit like cheese.

 

Prince Valiant: quiet. Say "Ah". Nah now!

 

Baron rat: Is it serious?

 

Prince Valiant: Yes! Watch all the princesses go to Nasty Lizard's reception. This should not happen.

 

[He rushes out]

 

Prince Valiant: The Princesses! Come to me. I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor!

 

[Voice behind him]

 

Baron rat: and his pills taste a bit like o-cheese!

 

Princesses: We are wonderful and he is a real doctor!

 

Prince Valiant: Bah! Bah!

 

[Nasty lizard comes out]

 

Nasty lizard: what's the fuss outside. Silent!

 

[Nasty lizard beats a volt and falls on his head]

 

Princess voices: Oh he fell! Poor nasty Doctor Dinosaur! He slipped on a piece of cheese! Poor him! Is he married? I'm wonderful!

 

Prince Valiant: out of the way. I'm almost a doctor. I will cure him.

 

Baron rat: look! My cheese!

 

[Looking at Prince Tappers reception/shed]

 

Prince Valiant with stethoscope: I hear sounds inside him. This is not good! Fast nurse give him these pills!

 

Baron rat: Shall I give him some of the blue ones too? He does not look good!

 

Prince Valiant: Yes do that, nurse! It should get him on his feet.