Prins Tapper och Medråtta
[Part 2, Dental Prince Valiant]
[Prince Tappers monologue] I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor as a doctor-R! Now I will have the ,prestige of a doctor-R! Hey girl, I can heal you!
Any Princess: I need no cure. I'm wonderful.
Prince Valiant: well, there are more where she came from. Oh look a new neighbor. Wonder who it might be?
[Zoomed in on Nasty Dinosaur. Crazy eye. ]
Nasty Dinosaur: This smells of Vole and Red homespun.
[He goes into his house again]
[Optional Princess] He's so snooty!
[Door opens again]
[Nasty dinosaur] I am a real doctor!
[Any Pinsessa] Oh! Heal Me! [jumps up and down]
Prince Valiant: Oh no! baron rat! BARON RAAAAT!
Baron Rat: Hello. You made me lose my piece of cheese. Can you see it?
Prince Valiant: we don't have time now. I need a patient. Nasty Dinosaur takes all my patients.
Baron Rat, uncertain: what shall I do?
Prince Valiant: come on in and take remove the clothes off the upper body.
[Picture of Prince tappers shed]
Baron rat: Can not. The fur coat does not come off. What is the red pill? They taste a bit like cheese.
Prince Valiant: Laxatives. It's the only thing I can buy because I'm not a "real" doctor even though I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor. I have coloured them red and blue to get some difference between them.
Baron rat: What are those blue pills? They taste a bit like cheese.
Prince Valiant: quiet. Say "Ah". Nah now!
Baron rat: Is it serious?
Prince Valiant: Yes! Watch all the princesses go to Nasty Lizard's reception. This should not happen.
[He rushes out]
Prince Valiant: The Princesses! Come to me. I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor!
[Voice behind him]
Baron rat: and his pills taste a bit like o-cheese!
Princesses: We are wonderful and he is a real doctor!
Prince Valiant: Bah! Bah!
[Nasty lizard comes out]
Nasty lizard: what's the fuss outside. Silent!
[Nasty lizard beats a volt and falls on his head]
Princess voices: Oh he fell! Poor nasty Doctor Dinosaur! He slipped on a piece of cheese! Poor him! Is he married? I'm wonderful!
Prince Valiant: out of the way. I'm almost a doctor. I will cure him.
Baron rat: look! My cheese!
[Looking at Prince Tappers reception/shed]
Prince Valiant with stethoscope: I hear sounds inside him. This is not good! Fast nurse give him these pills!
Baron rat: Shall I give him some of the blue ones too? He does not look good!
Prince Valiant: Yes do that, nurse! It should get him on his feet.