ENG Dental Prince Valiant

Prins Tapper och Medråtta


[Part 2, Dental Prince Valiant]


[Prince Tappers monologue] I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor as a doctor-R! Now I will have the ,prestige of a doctor-R! Hey girl, I can heal you!


Any Princess: I need no cure. I'm wonderful.


Prince Valiant: well, there are more where she came from. Oh look a new neighbor. Wonder who it might be?


[Zoomed in on Nasty Dinosaur. Crazy eye. ]


Nasty Dinosaur: This smells of Vole and Red homespun.


[He goes into his house again]


[Optional Princess] He's so snooty!


[Door opens again]


[Nasty dinosaur] I am a real doctor!


[Any Pinsessa] Oh! Heal Me! [jumps up and down]




[Scene 2]


Prince Valiant: Oh no! baron rat! BARON RAAAAT!


Baron Rat: Hello. You made me lose my piece of cheese. Can you see it?


Prince Valiant: we don't have time now. I need a patient. Nasty Dinosaur takes all my patients.


Baron Rat, uncertain: what shall I do?


Prince Valiant: come on in and take remove the clothes off the upper body.


[Picture of Prince tappers shed]


Baron rat: Can not. The fur coat does not come off. What is the red pill? They taste a bit like cheese.


Prince Valiant: Laxatives. It's the only thing I can buy because I'm not a "real" doctor even though I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor. I have coloured them red and blue to get some difference between them.


Baron rat: What are those blue pills? They taste a bit like cheese.


Prince Valiant: quiet. Say "Ah". Nah now!


Baron rat: Is it serious?


Prince Valiant: Yes! Watch all the princesses go to Nasty Lizard's reception. This should not happen.


[He rushes out]


Prince Valiant: The Princesses! Come to me. I have a stethoscope for 135 kronor!


[Voice behind him]


Baron rat: and his pills taste a bit like o-cheese!


Princesses: We are wonderful and he is a real doctor!


Prince Valiant: Bah! Bah!


[Nasty lizard comes out]


Nasty lizard: what's the fuss outside. Silent!


[Nasty lizard beats a volt and falls on his head]


Princess voices: Oh he fell! Poor nasty Doctor Dinosaur! He slipped on a piece of cheese! Poor him! Is he married? I'm wonderful!


Prince Valiant: out of the way. I'm almost a doctor. I will cure him.


Baron rat: look! My cheese!


[Looking at Prince Tappers reception/shed]


Prince Valiant with stethoscope: I hear sounds inside him. This is not good! Fast nurse give him these pills!


Baron rat: Shall I  give him some of the blue ones too? He does not look good!


Prince Valiant: Yes do that, nurse! It should get him on his feet.